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deathcult66:

camsfarts:

neptunain:

who is this person

A god damn inspiration is who this person is.

Agreed

(via puff-to-tuff)

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

coffeedential:

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

(via charizard87)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via happyhourprofessional)

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

have you ever considered that you’re a lesbian? as a gay man i see plenty of gods among men.

(via charizard87)

anniephantom:

love food like liz lemon loves food

love others like leslie knope loves ann perkins

love yourself like mindy lahiri loves herself

and rock your careers like all three of them

(via charizard87)

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

(Source: vinebox, via adament)