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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via frankoceanvevo)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via fraternallyidaho)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via justlearningasigo)

kushking93:

pokemean:

Same

Yall 😂

damn she fuckin lucky. i was expecting so much worse

(Source: donatellavevo, via fraternallyidaho)

Trisha 2 is Gold!
I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
by J.D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: orsomethinglikethatreally, via babyy-blue)

seraphatonin:

shout out to all the porn blogs that follow me for no discernable reason

(via thesearemythousandwords)

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: jimtiberiuskirk, via frankoceanvevo)